“Ok, so I know this is bad, but I’ve such a thing for my bestie’s dad. I’ve always fantasised about older men, but Mr Porter is so fucking hot with his bald head and his sexy, greying beard. I bet he has a big meaty cock in those pants. Missy (my bestie) has had to run back to college to pick up our other pals, so I’m here just with Mr.P, and can I get his attention? Do you think he’s interested? I wore my sexiest red dress, and I can kinda feel he’s pretending not to notice and playing around on his phone. If I crawl over sexily there and he doesn’t want me, it’s going to be so embarrassing if he says no, I’ll have to call an Uber and go home and make some excuses, but OMG I kinda have to, you only live once, right? I’m going to go for it. I hope he likes…”
